May 2013
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
letslikemakememories:
watchtheskytonight:
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD...
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
2 tags
thankyouforthedildos:
If you unfollow me I expect a monthly child support check to help care for the followers you left behind you dead beat little shit.
justintheallan:
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
3 tags
celtysturlusons:
animes i need to watch
2 tags
3 tags
lesbianathogwarts:
asianpredator:
domodisciple:
asianpredator:
itsdeepforhappypeople:
strangeharpy:
edgebug:
sprightlyvigilante:
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
4 tags
3 tags
you’re all out of your fuckiing 2ponge2.: Indie... →
theomania:
i’m making a big list of games for cody and i to play. i’ll add more games from time to time.
MELON JOURNEY: http://rpgmaker.net/games/4204/
PENPALS: http://rpgmaker.net/games/4694/
WITHER: http://rpgmaker.net/games/3434/
LISA “THE FIRST”: http://rpgmaker.net/games/4412/
I’M SCARED OF GIRLS: http://rpgmaker.net/games/3427/
ORPHEUS: http://rpgmaker.net/games/4890/
...
think-of-all-the-beauty:
shavingryansprivates:
striderstesticle:
shavingryansprivates:
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy shit!
ianthe:
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
payneful-days:
im—really—weird:
jardestiel:
...
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
1 tag
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
